There’s an outstanding warrant for his arrest following the multiple assaults he committed in the 16th St. Mission BART station on Tuesday, but that isn’t stopping crazy naked guy from having a good time. Here’s crazy naked guy (a.k.a. acrobat Yeiner Perez) outside San Francisco’s Ferry Building trying to kick someone for taking video of him today.

Why are reports of seeing Perez showing up on blogs and not police blotters? Why was he originally released from custody in the first place if the cops were immediately going to turn around and issue a warrant for his arrest? How is he able to walk in those stilts with a mask on?

Here’s video taken today outside the Ferry Building. Whoever recorded it writes, “Add me to the list of the harassed.” (To be fair, what the fuck does this person expect to happen while putting a camera in a crazy person’s face? Asshole.)

Erik Rhodes died one year ago today, but his twin brother says “it’s as if 6/14/2012 happened yesterday.”

Erik’s twin brother, Jon, writes this morning:

I never believed people when they would say that they have thought about a loved one every day since they lost them. But here I am, 1 year later since you have passed and I can honestly tell you there hasn’t been a day where I have not thought of you. A random memory, a song on my ipod, an article of clothes, a picture. my urges to share music and personal thoughts with someone who is actually interested, just the sense of loneliness and loss and wishing I had you to reach out to, Almost everything and anything sparks a thought of you. Sometimes I can laugh but for the most part I fight back tears. I still cant fully grasp the idea that the world has continued on without you. I swear sometimes I think you are just away on business in another state or country and I’ll be able to catch up with you as soon as you are home. Then reality sets in. Its as if 6/14/2012 happened yesterday. I often relive that day and the events that followed in my head. Each detail from the phone call that woke me up, to the songs I listened to on my ipod, the feeling of your cold lifeless hand, your blank stare looking back at me, the sound of frantic agony in my parents and sisters voices, the trail of emergency medical equipment wrappers that littered the stairs to your apartment, the number of 1.5 liter Poland spring bottle next to your blood-soaked bed, the feeling of an intense struggle that filled your apartment. Just complete grim detail to the worst day of my life. Then the days that followed – Identifying your body, picking out your casket and carrying you to the outside cremation service where I left you for the final time. Just things I couldn’t dream I’d have to do for you and  that I cant forget. I wish I could remember the better times as clear. But these memories seem to overshadow them all. And from that day forward I’ve been lost without you, I still feel like I have no direction and even though I have some family and few friends as a support system I feel alone. And as much as it’s a sad place to be, I truly believe I belong there. I don’t deserve to be happy, or smile or enjoy life the same way anymore. I still carry this heaviness in the pit of my stomach, for the lifetime of secrets that only we knew, the constant concerns for you that only I felt, the struggles I knew you were going through. It’s now turned into guilt, regret and anger and I can only blame myself for not getting you…getting us through hard times together.

Although we were twins I looked up to you as a bigger brother. You could do no wrong in my eyes and your words and opinions meant more to me anyone else. I was and still am proud of everything you accomplished in your life. Your blog and words that have reached out to so many and affected so many lives, your massive stature that turned heads when walking down the street that was so fun to be around. I’d secretly say ‘Yea that’s my brother’ in my head just for the attention strangers wanted to give you. I used to get excited to tell people I was a twin – I’d often explain ‘imagine me 10x – wait till you see him’. To this day I want to show people pictures or talk about you. Now All I can think these days is that being a twin was a curse. God’s sick joke and mistake. Granted when you were alive it was one of the most amazing things. From birth you are given a lifetime best friend. Someone that will be forever by your side through thick and thin. Someone to experience all of life’s ups and downs and challenges with. And in our younger days someone to cause a whole lot of trouble with.  As much as we grew up to become our own individuals we were always the same personality.  No matter what we had each others. But with that came the consistent overwhelming concern for each other. The fear of 1 day losing that childhood partner. An inevitable day when one of us would be alone. And that fear came tearing us apart far sooner than I was ready for. I often asked myself what I would do if I lost you. Could I be strong enough to drop everything and join you? I still fight with the question. I just want to see you again, I wanna laugh with you, that genuine lose control laughing moments that usually only we found funny that would annoy everyone else in the room because they just couldn’t understand what we found so funny.

I wish I could write better to articulate how I really feel about you and about the time we spent together but I’m too overwhelmed, you were the better writer anyways.

As much as I am told that I will always have you watching over me – it’s just not enough. It’s just not fucking enough. I want you back.

James – I love you and I miss you everyday. If there is a heaven or an afterlife and you are waiting for me just know I can’t wait to see you, it cant come soon enough.

My life has been made.

Because let’s face it, a shout out from Queen Bambi is better than a blowjob from Connor Maguire or getting fucked by Ty Roderick.

Don’t be jealous.

AND:

Looks like Chip Tanner will finally get to show everyone how much he loves pussy in an actual porn as opposed to a gay bar patio. His first straight scene is coming to NextDoorHookUps with Sierra Day.

So who made TIM their bitch and came out on top? (Hint: The photo on the left gives it away.) NakedSword’s complete weekly top ten list of the most-clicked gay porn studios is below.

Based on actual NakedSword statistics tallying the week’s clicks, here are the top 10 most-clicked gay porn studios for the week ending 6/14/13. Not familiar with a particular studio? Don’t worry, each linked studio name takes you to their catalog of movies on NakedSword.

10. Dark Alley Media
9. NakedSword Originals
8. CockyBoys
7. Eurocreme
6. Bijou Films
5. Hot Desert Knights
4. Raging Stallion
3. Ray Dragon
2. Treasure Island Media

1. Falcon Studios

[Johnny Hanson Fucks Cort Stevens in Other Side of Aspen 3]
 

Here in no particular order are 10 gay porn dads I’d like to fuck.

Allen Silver
Is he a DILF or a GILF (grandpa I’d like to fuck)? Either way, fuck me.

Damien Stone
Would he still be considered a daddy without the hot beard? Either way, fuck me.

Josh West
Josh is extremely well-hung, but he’s also a total sweetheart. He’s the big-dicked dad you can bring home to mom! Wait, what?

Brad Kalvo
Hi, dad.

David Chase
I think I might actually be older than David Chase, but being a daddy is all about the attitude, right? And being bald.

Kyle King
I don’t think Kyle King could be characterized as “daddy” material quite yet, but any excuse to look at and fantasize about Kyle King is reason enough to include him on any list.

Tyler Saint
Mom’s gonna be pissed when she sees what a mess you’ve made, dad!

Trenton Ducati
This dad has 2 Grabbys, 2 Swordies, an XBiz award, that ass, and that dick. What does your have?

Shay Michaels
Be my dad.

Johnny Rapid
Well, he does have two kids.

Celebrate Father’s Day by taking your dad to Sizzler, buying him a tie, or jerking off with him to the Chi Chi LaRue family favorite, Fucked By Our Dads.

[C1R: Fucked By Our Dads]

I would’ve posted this earlier today, but I’ve been too busy projectile vomiting since I first watched it.

Since quitting his old job as Cody Cummings, Kevin Lengyel apparently has a lot of free time, because rather than work to gain visitation rights of his teenage daughter, he made this video.

At least Jeanne Marie loved it.

[YouTube: Kevin Lengyel]
 

And for the first time ever, he doesn’t look like a 14-year-old lesbian. Admit it, he’s turning you on. [Instagram]

It’s been over two months since big-dicked blond Hayden Lourd’s solo, and today he’s back for his first duo with boyfriend(?) and/or best friend(?) Levi Karter. Is this a just a bromance with benefits, or are they deeply in love? New gay porn power couple alert?

They laugh together, they do gymnastics together, they suck each other’s dicks together, and more. Levi even teaches Hayden how to use chopsticks, who returns the favor by fucking Levi up his insanely perfect ass. It doesn’t get much more bromantical than that.

[CockyBoys: Hayden Lourd & Levi Karter]

 
For anyone who still wants to listen to him, the above clip is two and a half minutes of Dan Savage justifying the open sexual relationship he has with his husband Terry Miller (hope neither of them ever brings home something “extra” to share). I support being a slut, but I’m not interested in someone using clunky euphemisms to defend their slutty behavior. Just be a slut! Stop talking about it. “Humans are programmed to seek sexual variety”? What a patronizing and inhuman excuse for anyone who’s ever cheated on their spouse. Sorry, honey, I was programmed to do it.

You saw the photos from the Pride party, and now here is the video of NakedSword’s Christian Wilde blowing a load into Blake Daniels and Leo Forte’s mouths in front of a crowd of people.

NakedSword’s Pride kick-off party wasn’t just for live sex (although I’m pretty sure that’s what everyone was cheering for), it was also to celebrate the launch of the new “Swordsman” VIP card, which gives NakedSword members exclusive perks and deals in clubs across the country. More details here.

Here’s Christian Wilde, Blake Daniels, and Leo Forte’s live sex show from last weekend.

[NakedSword]

Before he became a gay porn star, Jett Black was an award-winning dancer for Canada’s Royal Winnipeg Ballet.

Here’s Canada’s CBC News on how Jett Black (one of The Sword’s Top 10 Gay Porn Stars With Amazing Hair) was asked to leave the company earlier this year once they learned of his work with CockyBoys:

Jeppe Hansen, 22, had danced on stages around the world and studied in Montreal, New York City and his native Denmark before joining the Royal Winnipeg Ballet School in September 2012. Hansen beat out thousands for a spot and a scholarship in the prestigious dance school’s professional division.

“My identity is built on being a ballet dancer,” he told CBC News. “For me to come there was a big opportunity for me.”

But earlier this year, Hansen appeared in his first pornographic video — a side project and an opportunity, he said, to express himself in a new way — and RWB officials found out.

“They told me … they didn’t have any space for me because I did porn,” he said.

According to Hansen, school administrators asked him to sign a letter stating that he voluntarily withdrew from the program. Hansen said he never wanted to leave the RWB, but he felt that officials had already made up their minds on the matter. He accused the ballet company of unfairly trying to define what constitutes art.

“You cannot be in a company or with the school or whatever because you’ve decided to take a different standpoint artistically — not because you physically can’t do it, or because you’re not good enough,” Hansen said.

The CBC also reveals that Jett Black once danced for the Queen of Denmark, which is possibly as high an honor as riding Gabriel Clark’s cock. So why the switch from ballet to gay porn? Jett Black tells The Sword:

Expressing yourself as an artist, and allowing yourself not to create art in a box made by the viewer, but by you as the artist, is the most liberating way of expression, and allowing myself to be me as a person and as an artist is what made me decide to change artistic direction and explore my other creative interests.

Jett also explained that he chose to participate in the conservation and spoke to CBC openly because “[t]he information would have come out if I wanted it to or not. I thought it was important to shine a light on the sometimes rather misunderstood adult industry that is rapidly changing.”

While we’re a long way away from someone ever being kicked out of gay porn for having a side job as a ballet dancer, the fact that the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (equivalent to PBS here in the U.S.) went out of its way to publish and also broadcast on television (tonight at 6 p.m. Winnipeg time, whenever that is) such a flattering portrayal of a gay porn star is a welcome surprise. Canadians are so nice.

[CockyBoys: Jett Black]

Someone who allegedly worked in marketing for the world’s tackiest and most garish underwear line sure is dumb.

Andres Hunt’s bitter Facebook rant against former employer Andrew Christian went viral over the weekend, and it does two things, both of which actually make Andres Hunt look bad, not Andrew Christian. One, it ensures that no other company will ever hire Hunt (why take the risk of having someone as publicly vindictive as this working for you?), and two, it proves you don’t have to know how to spell or write in coherent English to work in marketing for Andrew Christian.

Andres Hunt:

For those who wondered or noticed that I no longer work for Andrew Christian I wanted to give you some insight as to why I am no longer with the brand. Working for AC was one of the best and worse [sic] experiences of my life- for all that noticed I put EVERYTHING into my position and excelled while doing so. Unfortunately I didn’t realize that I was working so hard for a company that would never appreciate it. The reason why I say that is because Jeff White and Andrew Christian (the owners supposed “partners”) are one [sic] of the greediest, miserable, sick and twisted people I have EVER come across. Those two men and the company ‘Andrew Christian’ are truly a hazard to our society, they lie and say anything to get your dollar. They will talk behind anyone’s back and bad mouth their own friends and family, they use people to get money and then treat them as if they are disposable. They forced us to post pictures of boys that looked underage and were obsessed with the grooseist [sic] things. The HR manager is a registered sex offender and was one creepy man to be in a locked room with. Overall these men should be locked up and someone should throw away the key.

For example: Brad Hammer is the main person who came up with the videos and the amazing social media campaigns for the brand, together we quadrupled AC’s sales and made their brand so successful they never would of [sic] imagined in such a short amount of time. AC thanked Brad and I by firing us for some made up reason because at the end of the day it was hard for them to swallow that the success from the company didn’t come from Andrew or Jeff it came from his team.

The humbling part is that now that I am no longer with the Brand I can now see what a huge mistake it was trusting them that they would appreciate all of my efforts and hard work. You live and learn and figure out who is to trust, I am just glad no more time was wasted into such a horrible company.

It’s shocking to see so much drama surrounding a West Hollywood gay underwear company.

Welcome to Guess The Body Part, in which I post a picture of an extreme close-up of a body part, enlarge it, and ask you to guess what it is. And for the first time ever in a GTBP post, I actually didn’t have to enlarge the body part by that much. Can you tell what it is and to whom it belongs?

The performer it’s attached to is brand new, so you might not be able to guess that part. But surely you can tell that this is probably a gigantic cock, right?

But, is it a cut cock or an uncut cock?

If you said “uncut”….ding ding ding. (Or should I say dong dong dong?)

But whose is it?

The gargantuacock belongs to newcomer Boomer Banks, who just signed a contract with Falcon Studios and will appear in the upcoming Timberwolves. Gay porn studios are notorious for exaggerating their models’ cock measurements, but I don’t think that’s the case here.

Falcon is saying it’s 10 inches, but I’d be willing to bet it might even be 10.5. Do I hear 11? How about a footlong?

Falcon Studios:

The newest Exclusive for the studio is a tattooed Latin stud, who has a thick, uncut, 10+ inch dick and puts it to amazing use as an energetic, top performer, delivering his massive member with passion.  He’s also blessed with a tasty dark complexion; a handsome face (often sporting facial hair); a tight, firm ass and great set of pecs and abs.

Banks was initially brought in by Director Steve Cruz to shoot an upcoming Raging Stallion feature entitled Timberwolves (scheduled for a September 13, 2013 release). After seeing the footage and the photos from the set, Falcon & Raging Stallion President Chris Ward initiated talks to sign Boomer Banks to a long term contract.  Banks is scheduled to shoot a Monster Bang feature in the coming week, and will appear in numerous releases in the latter half of the year.

“Boomer has the biggest dick in porn today, hands down.  And ever more impressive is that Boomer is the entire package: sexy Latin features, hot tattoos, a great body and an amazing performer,” states Ward.  “I’m so excited to introduce Boomer to gay porn fans everywhere.  He is not only a dynamic performer with one of the biggest dicks I have ever seen, he’s an intelligent and talented man who we hope to work with for many, many years to come.”

Steve Cruz adds, “Boomer was a natural in his first scene.  With that, his sexy Latin looks and his huge uncut dick; I was hooked.  I’m a Boomer fan for life.”

“I am truly elated and grateful to be given the opportunity to join the Raging Stallion family. From the very first interaction, the entire team at the studio has been so professional and amazing!” exclaims Banks. “I am excited to share my passionate, sexy and fun attitude with all the fans of Raging Stallion and Falcon, and I’m honored to be a part of the amazing group of exclusives the studio is working with.”

[Falcon Studios]

Colby Keller and Dale Cooper talk scene rates, condoms, exclusive contracts, and why they don’t like fucking guys who take steroids.

Here are some excerpts from their very good, very wide-ranging joint interview with Indypendent Reader.


On exclusive studio contracts:

IndyReader: So some people take on a contract with a particular company?

Dale Cooper: Yes, that’s what I was going to say, even then that is almost nothing more than you’re obligated to perform a certain amount of scenes and get paid a certain amount.

Colby Keller: I’ve heard of other types of contracts, but typically, it’s an exclusive contract so you can only work with one company and they pay you a certain number…

Dale Cooper: It’s nothing like workplace protection.

Colby Keller: It really actually protects the company more because it protects your image. They don’t want you to be overexposed.

On scene rates:

Colby Keller: So the porn world is hurting and everybody, you know, people are paying less in actual money than they did ten years ago. This happened to me very recently, one company in particular that I had a very long working relationship with, probably five, seven years ago. They paid me a certain rate, which was low at the time that they were paying it,  I’ve been paid double from other companies, to put into perspective how much they were paying — but they were also the top mainstream DVD-releasing company. They paid me a set rate. Came back at me recently and wanted me to do a scene with them paying me a couple of hundred dollars less than what this established rate was that I had with them before, of course I don’t have a long term contract with them. They were also bought out by a major distribution company which is primarily straight-owned. Straight companies pay their models a lot less. I think part of the, you know, what do you call that when companies merge? A merger, oh acquisitions. You know, the workers actually suffer a little bit. This is also saving them money because the company wasn’t doing too well. I came back at them and I’m like, “No, actually, this is my set rate, you paid it to me in the past, this is what I charge other companies, you can pay me this.”

They really, desperately wanted me for this scene, and the director went way out of his way (or at least claimed) to try to get me more work, and they basically came at me with an exclusive contract without exclusivity. But they wouldn’t pay me any more money per scene. And to kind of sweeten the deal, they came at me and they’re like, “Oh we have this affiliates program.” Which every porn company has, I mean you could start a blog and if you link to a porn site you get half of the memberships or whatever  that someone coming through that blog spends.  I’ve done this before, never made a lot of money with it. So they come back at me saying, “Oh you’ll make thousands of dollars!” And I’m like, “I’m already in your affiliates program.”(laughs) “And like this isn’t a special thing, you’re just doing for me, like anyone could do this. And really all I’m asking is that you pay me more money OR pay me the amount of money you want to pay me but instead of three fuck positions, we’re gonna do two. I’m compromising there. You’re probably going to get the same amount of work out of me, cause I know how it’s gonna be, like you’re just gonna grind those two scenes out but I’m giving you this out, you save face, I save face, we have a deal.”

Wouldn’t do it.

On condoms in porn, and steroids in porn:

Dale Cooper: …I feel like at least for me personally, the problem isn’t that we have porn that does not show the practice of safer sex and it is getting out there. The problem is that we make porn this privileged site of, when it comes to sexual education, and not like Hollywood or the advertising industry, or all these other places where sex is incredibly prolific and important and part of the flows of capital, just as much as in porn. But porn is the one that we regulate. Porn is the one area of this business that we are scandalized by, that we secretly titter about in the dark at our computers, that we try to make these Measure B regulations on and things of that nature. We do not allow, largely as a society, to accept that sex is such a huge force in all of our lives, that there are other venues through which we can discuss these really important things. And yes, it is unfortunate now that porn has such a disproportionate effect on the sex lives of its viewers, because we don’t allow any other…like porn, sex is still taboo, even in the 21st century, that we don’t allow other venues for us to expand on that narrative whatsoever.

Colby Keller: The condom thing about gay porn is fascinating to me because it is an instance where, and you know these companies did this voluntarily, they’re selling a product that’s about desire, right? And fantasy. And yet, there’s an aspect of that that isn’t either of those things. It’s propaganda to have this type of sex, this safe sex that will save your life. And it’s inserted into every scene to really, because they know that the product that they’re making will impact the way people will have sex in their personal lives. And yet, other aspects of the way that they create that product don’t take that into consideration. Like they might have these hypertrophied giant steroided bodies that are not healthy for anybody in that situation! And not realistic. Quite personally, those aren’t people that are very fun to have sex with, ‘cause their bodies don’t move very well by and large. Personal point. But so somehow the business gives permission to do that, but then it’s also selling us this moral message too. I think that’s an inconsistency in the product that they’re making.

There’s a lot more in the full interview.

[image via CockyBoys]

Just when it seemed things were going his way, now the mainstream media is lashing out at Steve Grand for not being the first openly gay male country music star, even though other people in the media already told us that he was!! In response to the backlash, leaked photos of Steve Grand’s insane bubble butt and pubic hair have surfaced online!!

No one can deny that Steve Grand was the first openly gay male to upload a music video to YouTube, but now some in the lamestream media are trying to paint Steve Grand as some kind of impostor! Hasn’t he been though enough, after spending $7,000 to produce a music video with a gay porn star and uploading it to YouTube?

Here’s J. Bryan Lowder writing for Slate.com:

Let’s start off with a clarification: Steve Grand may be openly gay, but he is not (yet) a country music star. The hunky YouTube sensation recently received that misnomer from BuzzFeed and has since been covered in similar terms, on the heels of his self-financed summer love lament “All-American Boy.”

Shame on J. Bryan Lowder! How dare he insult Steve Grand, who might have a big dick. Doesn’t J. Bryan Lowder realize that BuzzFeed’s decision to craft the “openly gay country music star is groundbreaking” narrative was completely well-intentioned, if one assumes that everyone involved in the production and enjoyment of country music is inherently homophobic, which in and of itself would be a horrible and bigoted implication on the part of BuzzFeed, not that they would ever do anything so dumb.

J. Byran Lowder isn’t finished with hero Steve Grand yet:

Though the song is itself pleasant enough as a wistful love letter, the video is woefully out-of-tune with the times. It’s like something out of a homo smut story from before Stonewall: Lonely gay man lusts after tradey straight dude (who—bonus—he knows to have a girlfriend BECAUSE THEY ALL HANG OUT), plies him with “whiskeeeey” and homosocial jocularity while occasionally shooting the camera “Can you believe this is happening?” looks, and then finally gets him drunk enough to tolerate a kiss in a steaming lake. Here’s our big moment of truth … that comes to nothing more than the guy sobering up and disabusing Grand with a “sorry bro, no homo, gotta dance with my girl” slap on the back. Now, God forbid that all music videos have “positive,” P.C. messages—that would be a boring world. But this particular narrative of the tantalizing straight guy and lovesick queen is so hackneyed in gay culture as to be laughable.

I’m not laughing. I’m fake-crying crying because the media has decided to turn on someone with such an amazing bubble butt! Who cares if the “lonely gay homo” story is antiquated? If you want to focus on something antiquated, you could focus on an antiquated term like “all-American boy” being repeatedly used to describe a young white male with blond hair and blue eyes when in fact white males are on track to become the minority in the United States within the next decade, rendering black and Latino males with dark features just as American (if not more so) as everyone else, but I am choosing to focus on the power of music and the power of Steve Grand’s amazing abs, thank you very much, and so should you, J. Bryan Lowder.

And it’s not just evil traitor J. Bryan Lowder (who himself is openly gay—what does the “J’ stand for? Judas?), it’s also Zach Schonfeld for the Atlantic:

But is rushing to call Grand the “first openly gay male country star” not a little, err, reductive, or even inaccurate? As is often the case with these sorts of bold media proclamations, the label brushes aside a bit of history in its eagerness. Most notably, it ignores Drake Jensen, a Canadian country singer who came out in February, 2012, and whose latest video, “Scars,” details the pain of being bullied as an LGBT teen. Of course, you could argue that Jensen isn’t exactly a star, and

Blah blah blah….save it, hater. Jealous queens trying to capitalize on Steve Grand’s fame are what’s reductive. First of all, Drake Jensen is fat. Second of all, look at these nude photos of Steve Grand that just leaked!!

Leave Steve Grand alone!

While most of us might actually like having strange men throw semen at us, here is reason #942982992 why you should never shop at Walmart.

Via Smoking Gun:

…[T]he 20-year-old victim was standing in a Walmart aisle texting on her phone when Frank Short walked past her, saying “Excuse me.” At that point, police noted, she “suddenly felt something wet on her buttocks, thigh and leg.”

Upon examination, the woman–who thought she may have been spat upon–realized there was a “a ‘glob’ of semen on her leg, just below her knee,” reported police. Preliminary testing of the substance was “indicative of semen,” investigators added.

Short initially claimed to have “sneezed into his hands, then shook his hands off,” adding that some of his mucus may have “flung on to her.” However, Short’s story fluctuated to include the claim that he actually spit in his hand and threw it at the woman. Short also admitted that he thought the woman was “hot” and had “pretended to ‘slap her ass.’”

In response to further questioning, Short–who was hyperventilating–reportedly copped to some severe creepiness, saying that he was a “loner” who “basically gets a thrill out of such an act.”

Short is facing offensive touching with bodily fluid; harassment; disorderly conduct; and lewdness counts.

Well, at least he’s hot.

Before he became a CockyBoy, thick-dicked blond adonis Hayden Lourd almost became a Treasure Island Boy.

Hayden Lourd was able to work for Treasure Island Media by doing only a solo jerk off scene (sort of like how Colby Keller only did a milking scene and Dean “Just The Tip” Monroe only did an oral scene), and if you thought it was hard to walk and chew gum at the same time, get a load of Hayden stroking his big cock and chewing gum at the same time!

He’s hot and talented, and don’t forget that you can see him without all the creepy demonic sound effects on CockyBoys.

Watch Hayden Lourd jerk off and chew gum at the same time on TimJack:

[TimJack: Hayden Lourd]

Yesterday was semen-flinging in Walmart. Today it’s semen-flinging on a New Jersey transit bus, which is so dangerous! In fairness to the bus diver, he was stuck in traffic.

Someone is suing, of course, because this is America. But what’s even funnier than the bus driver masturbating is how the local ABC affiliate spends 2 minutes and 15 seconds doing everything they can to not say the word “masturbation.” Although, they do tell us that the reporter is live from Hackensack.

Is he lubing up his hand at 1:30? Hot.

“…but when the moment arises and you know it’s a good situation, I say, spit on it and stick it in.” –Gay porn newcomer Mike Dozer on when to have bareback sex.

Hey, sometimes you just “know” it’s a “good” “situation.” You can just “tell.” Just stick it in! Fun! [via QueerMeNow]